Locust Thorn Golf Club
League Weekly Updates
September 18th 2005
Things are going great on our League Play Teams consist of the following players John Dubois. - John Scaglione David Schnathorst - David Dubois Brian Cox - Jim Mansini Jim Snyder - Mel Dubois Subs are Greg Gruss David Daughenbaugh Mark Lile The course is available at all times, give Mel a call to see if the grass is short and the greens are puttable 989-3911 |
Well the 2005
Locust Thorn Golf League has come to a close. I think all had a great
time considering the greens were very fast. Next year we will see a
change in the greens now that we have the water available to maintain
them.
Team winners for the 2005 season were John Dubois and John Skaglione. great season and congratulations go to you both! This year for the first time we had the Locust Thorn 2005 Open. It was a put to the finish. Our overall champ was Greg Gruss taking the first place Gold Trophy, David Daughenbaugh taking the second place Silver Trophy, and Brian Cox taking the third place Bronze Trophy. Trophies were presented to all golfers for a job well done. Thirteen weeks of golfing was enjoyed by all and we all look
forward to next season when Locust Thorn Golf Club will offer league play and
the challenging Locust Thorn 2006 Open. NEWS FLASH, NEWS FLASH, NEWS FLASH! October 1st is the 2005 Locust Thorn Family Pot Luck Don't forget this date, Fun Fun and Fun is
expected by all at the Family Potluck Picnic. All golfers and their family are
invited to a fun filled day of Golfing, Horseshoes, Croquet, Volleyball,
Bocciball, Beanbag throwing, Music and maybe throw in a little Karaoke.
Meat will be supplied from the grill. Members should bring a side dish,
eating utensils and drinks of their choice. Fun will start from 11 A.M. till we
aren't having any more fun. Don't forget gals, bring your golf clubs.
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After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, "Did you tee off on the sixteenth hole about twenty minutes ago?" "Yes," the golfer responded. "Did you happen to hook your ball so that it went over the trees and off the course?" "Yes, I did. How did you know?" he asked. "Well," said the policeman very seriously, "Your ball flew out onto the highway and crashed through a driver's windshield. The car went out of control, crashing into five other cars and a fire truck. The fire truck couldn't make it to the fire, and the building burned down. So, what are you going to do about it?" The golfer thought it over carefully and responded... "I think I'll close my stance a little bit, tighten my grip and lower my right thumb."